Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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