i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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