Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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