i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
