it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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