omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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