i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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