is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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