I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
