Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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