So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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