So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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