also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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