Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
