I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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