You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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