A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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