she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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