It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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