i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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