New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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