Plan B is the new Plan A
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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