PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We need to rekindle our bromance
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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