How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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