So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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