everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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