Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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