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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(801): View more from Utah

Yah man, that place is surreal

(731): View more from Tennessee

Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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(224): View more from Illinois

The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.

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(716): View more from New York

Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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(845): View more from New York

I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge

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(914): View more from New York

Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm

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(310): View more from California

and you fell through a lawn chair

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