I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
