Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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