I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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