I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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