Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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