If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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