I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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