is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
