Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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