I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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