Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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