He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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