I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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