dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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