therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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