Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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