she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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