i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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