My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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