you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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