question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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