She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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