$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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