We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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